SUPER Mario spends his life trying to rescue Princess Peach - but we Buzzfeed's Andrew Ziegler asked: "Was Mario's nude penis part of the.
Jim: I was bangin' this girl last night and man she had such a peach ring, my dick just slid right in. Blowing a puff of air directed at one's exposed anus.
SEE ALSO: Mario trades his overalls in for Peach's wedding dress in and angrily waves them around while his penis is completely exposed.
A malformed peach has found internet fame after being dubbed a "penis peach" for its phallic growth.
This Disturbing "Penis Peach" Is Arousing People's Attention Online into a Spencer's Gifts - you can't deny this peach is, well, rather phallic.